1. Do you sleep in your bra?
If I don't it's because I'm naked.
Envision all of the terrible contours of my fleshy shell~
2. What is your mood right now?
rageragerageragerage
3. Are you happy with your looks?
Nigga, I don't give a FUCK! (butidowishihadclearskinandamohawk)
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Only when it makes me feel superior.
5. Are you a girly girl?
OF COURSE~
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
manatee
7.Small or large purses?
Purses are for faggots, I have a shark backpack.
8. Are you short?
kind of?
9. Do you like someone?
I have a huge crush on Justin Bieber's vagina.
10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
BACK THAT SHIT UP. MAKE A MUTHA FUCKA HARD, SON.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
nope
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
YES. FOREVER.
14. Are you double jointed?
no. I am anti-flexible
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
park bench.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
lolNeil
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I have 2 dicks, but it's not so much a rumor as a topic of fascination for all the white womenz.
That's right, you ladies can have them both~
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Rojan
Other than that no one, but there are those who I refer to with both first and last name.
20. How many guys will read this just because of the subject?
All whom enjoy tits?
x-yes o-no
[x] I'm wearing make-up
[o] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like rap. (mc chris is rap)
[x]I like techno.
[o] I like country.
[o] I carry a purse
[x] I'd be lost without my computer
[x] own a Spice Girls CD.
[x] own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[o] Guys are confusing
[x] I've been called a bad influence.
[o] My friends are the best.
[o] I have a piercing other then my ears
[o] I have a tattoo
COME ON LADIES, BE TRUTHFUL!
1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Black
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Man, I really don't care, but I do enjoy a good ginger.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
no
4. Do you have a best friend(s)?
I guess?
5. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes.
It was nothing intentional, and it was from no man.
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
7. Do you like your life?
it's all good
though, my stepfather is a nigger
8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Nigga, I fuck the ladies. no
9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
always
10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
MEN.
11. How long have you had SheezyArt?
forever
12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
I do not slap, I punch, stab, and kick like a real man.
13. What are your biggest fears?
thunder, sandpaper, death, not making something of myself, dieing before I'm given the chance to work for anything meaningful, actually admitting that I love someone, being used, confined spaces, that there is no absolute truth, the uncertainty of the future, the irresponsibility of those above me...and so much more!
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
When my hermit crab died.
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yes
16. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater always a cheater"?
Base your opinion on someone on what they are now, not what they were. Anyone can change, and we all diverse a second chance.
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
no
18. Do you ever wish you were famous?
ERR DAY
19. Are you currently missing someone?
no
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?
cowboy or gangster?
gangsa' mu fucka'
preppy or punk/goth?
Punk, just as long as he doesn't actually refer to himself that way.
face or body?
Face. A good face can make up for almost any other physical shortcomings.
sweet or sexy?
sweet.
I got enough sexy for the both of us, and by sexy I mean AIDS.
city-slicker or rural guy?
As long as their intelligent it doesn't matter. Niggas got TV, schooling and the internet out in the COUNTRY too.
contact or glasses?
I really don't give a fuck, why would that ever matter?
QUESTIONS
Eyeliner or Mascara?
eyeliner
Pumps or flats?
flats
Skirts or pants?
pants pants pants pants, I look gay in a skirt. :I
Hoodies or jackets?
Either, but I do love the furry trim on jacket hoods.
Heels or sneakers?
sneakers
Straight or curly hair?
curly curly curly
Hoop or dangling earrings?
no
White or black?
black
Diet or regular sodas?
regular, diet tastes like ass.
JUST. LIKE. ASS.
Pearls or diamonds?
get that shit out of my house, nigga
ipod or cell phone?
iPhone, suck my dick I got it all
Friends or family?
friends
Lip gloss or lip stick?
stick
Manicure or pedicures?
I have a thing about people touching my hands, or face, or feet, or most of me. :I
Tank tops or sweaters?
sweaters
Love or peace?
less, all chill, nigga
IN A GUY...
Funny or Serious?
I like my men funnier than the Holocaust.
Cute or Hot?
Kewt
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?
I don't care, when it really comes down to it, but light (preferably blue) eyes are wonderful.
Long Hair or Short Hair?
Long hair forever, Jesus Christ.
Curly Hair or Straight hair?
curly, it's cuter than fuck.
Clean-cut or Rough?
rough, aaaaa.
I like my men to look like they're homeless.
Good Dancer or Good Singer?
Singer
Basketball Player or Football Player?
IF YOU DO EITHER, PLEASE FUCK OFF.
Jock or Rebel?
rebel
Smoker or Non-smoker?
I don't care. But non-smokers tend to bitch when you whip out your pack and smoke it up.
Drunk or Sober?
Sober. idontalwaysdrinkbutwhenidoibeatmywife
Druggie or Clean?
Why is that a question? Regardless of if I'm on a lot of drugs I don't want someone close to me to be on them too, if it's at all possible to avoid. It becomes really stressful.